By Allie Martin on December 19, 2009
The X Factor FINAL – Sunday December 13th 2009
So, after all these many, many months where we have seen balmy August give way to snowy December, and Cheryl’s dresses go from slightly eccentric to clinically insane, we are finally down to our Final Two. Out of 200,000 contestants we are left with Little Geordie Joe, Read More...
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By judge on December 15, 2009
X Factor The Final – Saturday December 12th 2009
So, five months on, 199,997 contestants down, and 32 Cheryl Fashion Disasters later, we have arrived at the Final with our three Potentially World Class and Relevant Acts that have each given One Million Percent. Louis will be glad to note that they all look like Little Read More...
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By Allie Martin on December 11, 2009
X Factor Semi Final Sunday 6th December 2009
Last Night! They! Battled! For! A! Place! In! The! Final! During the skirmish, Olly danced away the last tatters of his credibility, Joe out dulled Westlife, Stacey just about won the fight with some chairs and Danyl was outshone by a polar bear. All the judges thought everyone Read More...
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By Allie Martin on December 8, 2009
X Factor Semi-Final Saturday December 5th 2009
Last Week! We finally got shot of Little Lloyd, who proved harder to get rid of than Tiger Woods’ Voice Mail. The show will be less entertaining without him and his hair, but not significantly. Simon says “NOW its serious”. All the fluff has been voted off and we Read More...
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By Allie Martin on December 3, 2009
X Factor Results Show Sunday November 29th 2009
Last Night! The Final 5 Sang Their Hearts Out! And to make us want to cut our own hearts out, a huge montagey segment of last night’s offerings. Take That fused with Elton John – Could It Be Magic? It was more of a Sacrifice. A rather bloody Read More...
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By Allie Martin on December 1, 2009
X Factor Live Show Saturday 28th November 2009
Last week! John and Edward’s dream came crashing down taking with it the last vestibules of fun and excitement this competition had left. Things are now getting SERIOUS which will mean one hour and forty five freaking minutes of badly arranged, creaky ballads. The only sniff of light Read More...
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By mattedmondson on November 25, 2009
Matt Edmondson from Holy Moly gives his take in video form on the X-Factor Wham Week.
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By Allie Martin on November 25, 2009
X Factor Results Show Sunday 22nd November 2009
Last Night! It was George Michael Night and everyone Sang Their Hearts Out! Except George who was out getting arrested in a toilet and didn’t even bother to turn up. Everyone else was 6 shades of crap. Simon and Louis ran an in house competition over “Shittest Tie Read More...
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By Allie Martin on November 23, 2009
X Factor Live Show Saturday Nov 21st 2009
Last Weekend! The competition reached Fever Pitch. For most of the contestants, “fever pitch” is the closest they will ever come to musical accomplishment. It was sort of Queen week, though the dead one and the one that lives on a farm failed to show up. Jedward mashed Read More...
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By Allie Martin on November 18, 2009
X Factor Results Show Sunday November 15th 2009
Last Night! It was Queen Night and there was No Holding Back (the relentless onslaught of tuneless, dismal offerings). Poor Freddie probably spun so fast in his grave that he generated enough power to light up a small town. Tonight! One more act MUST LEAVE the competition. And Read More...
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By mattedmondson on November 18, 2009
Matt Edmondson from Holy Moly gives his take in video form on the X-Factor Queen Week.
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By Allie Martin on November 16, 2009
X Factor Performance Show Saturday November 14th 2009
Last weekend! The competition reached a whole new level! Yes, we dug right through the bottom of the barrel and popped up somewhere near Sydney. It was the most dramatic results so far! Simon not only Jumped The Shark, he shagged it, made soup from it then buried Read More...
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