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5Sunday 13th December 2009 X-Factor Show Review
The X Factor FINAL – Sunday December 13th 2009 So, after all these many, many months where we have seen balmy August give way to snowy December, and Cheryl’s dresses go from slightly eccentric to clinically insane, we are finally down to our Final Two. Out of 200,000 contestants we…More
Sunday 6th December 2009 X-Factor Show Review
X Factor Semi Final Sunday 6th December 2009 Last Night! They! Battled! For! A! Place! In! The! Final! During the skirmish, Olly danced away the last tatters of his credibility, Joe out dulled Westlife, Stacey just about won the fight with some chairs and Danyl was outshone by a polar…More
3Saturday 5th December 2009 X-Factor Show Review
X Factor Semi-Final Saturday December 5th 2009 Last Week! We finally got shot of Little Lloyd, who proved harder to get rid of than Tiger Woods’ Voice Mail. The show will be less entertaining without him and his hair, but not significantly. Simon says “NOW its serious”. All the fluff…More
Sunday 29th November 2009 X-Factor Show Review
X Factor Results Show Sunday November 29th 2009 Last Night! The Final 5 Sang Their Hearts Out! And to make us want to cut our own hearts out, a huge montagey segment of last night’s offerings. Take That fused with Elton John – Could It Be Magic? It was more…More
3Saturday 28th November 2009 X-Factor Show Review
X Factor Live Show Saturday 28th November 2009 Last week! John and Edward’s dream came crashing down taking with it the last vestibules of fun and excitement this competition had left. Things are now getting SERIOUS which will mean one hour and forty five freaking minutes of badly arranged, creaky…More
3Sunday 22nd November 2009 X-Factor Show Review
X Factor Results Show Sunday 22nd November 2009 Last Night! It was George Michael Night and everyone Sang Their Hearts Out! Except George who was out getting arrested in a toilet and didn’t even bother to turn up. Everyone else was 6 shades of crap. Simon and Louis ran an…More
4Saturday 21st November 2009 X-Factor Show Review
X Factor Live Show Saturday Nov 21st 2009 Last Weekend! The competition reached Fever Pitch. For most of the contestants, “fever pitch” is the closest they will ever come to musical accomplishment. It was sort of Queen week, though the dead one and the one that lives on a farm…More
4Sunday 15th November 2009 X-Factor Show Review
X Factor Results Show Sunday November 15th 2009 Last Night! It was Queen Night and there was No Holding Back (the relentless onslaught of tuneless, dismal offerings). Poor Freddie probably spun so fast in his grave that he generated enough power to light up a small town. Tonight! One more…More
1Saturday 14th November 2009 X-Factor Show Review
X Factor Performance Show Saturday November 14th 2009 Last weekend! The competition reached a whole new level! Yes, we dug right through the bottom of the barrel and popped up somewhere near Sydney. It was the most dramatic results so far! Simon not only Jumped The Shark, he shagged it,…More
1Sunday 8th November 2009 X-Factor Show Review
X Factor Results Show Sunday November 8th Last Night was Movie Night and the competition was Fierce. Mainly between the judges debating what constituted a REAL movie. The singing competition wasn’t that fierce at all really, ranging from Karaoke to crap. Tonight! Eight will become Seven – and I do…More
2Saturday 7th November 2009 X-Factor Show Review
X Factor Live Performance Show Saturday November 7th 2009 Last week it was Rock Week! Cheryl’s dress was probably the nearest we got to things being edgy and dangerous. No-one bit the head off a chicken but Stacey sang nicely to Keane. Danyl’s epic Verruca Salt sulk paid off and…More
4Sunday 1st November 2009 X-Factor Show Review
X Factor Results Show 1st November 2009 Last Night! It was Rock Night – not exactly Thrash Metal, more Car Crash Metal. The Final 9 Acts Sang For Your Votes! Some Whined & Cried For Your Votes! Some just did a mad dance routine and hoped for the best. The…More
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